Naw, girl. I mean nekkid.” Kelsey looked at both of us in mock disgust before explaining. “Naked is when you don’t have any clothes on. Nekkid is when you don’t have any clothes on and you’re up to no good.

Usually when I’m stressed, I’ll eat everything not nailed down. Only small children and family pets are safe. And okra – I won’t eat okra under any circumstances.

It is not against the law to be a nincompoop. If so, I would have a rap sheet as long as my arm.